The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

Buffalo Bills cornerback Terrence McGee hurt his arm while covering Terrell Owens. McGee got mixed up when T.O. went one way and his ego went the other.Randy Johnson picked up win number 299 with a 6-3 victory over the Atlanta Braves. Johnson is now just one victory away from becoming the ugliest 300-game-winner in Major League history.The Detroit Red Wings are back in the Stanley Cup Finals. When asked what they thought of being in the Super Bowl of hockey, all of Detroit responded, “What’s the Super Bowl?”Dirk Nowitzki’s ex-girlfriend is allegedly pregnant with his child. You can actually tell it’s his because it flopped during the ultrasound.And Cleveland owner Larry Dolan has been hospitalized following a mild heart attack. It was only a matter of time before he finally realized he owned the Indians.For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit <a href=”minuteorso.com” target=”_blank”>minuteorso.com</a>

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